Age/Gender: 19, Male
Location: still in that bar
Job: none. you know why
look at that fool not even looking at the camera. who is that fool. off my face i was
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[Jules and Vincent take Marvin with them in their car and Vincent's gun goes off and blows Marvin's head off]
Vincent: Whoa!
Jules: What the fuck's happening, man? Ah, shit man!
Vincent: Oh man, I shot Marvin in the face.
Jules: Why the fuck did you do that!
Vincent: Well, I didn't mean to do it, it was an accident!
Jules: Oh man I've seen some crazy ass shit in my time...
Vincent: Chill out, man. I told you it was an accident. You probably went over a bump or something.
Jules: Hey, the car didn't hit no motherfucking bump.
Vincent: Hey, look man, I didn't mean to shoot the son of a bitch. The gun went off. I don't know why.
Jules: Well look at this fucking mess, man. We're on a city street in broad daylight here!
Vincent: I don't believe it.
Jules: Well believe it now, motherfucker! We gotta get this car off the road! You know cops tend to notice shit like you're driving a car drenched in fucking blood.
Vincent: Just take it to a friendly place, that's all.
Jules: This in the Valley, Vincent. Marcellus ain't got no friendly places in the Valley.
Vincent: Well Jules this ain't my fucking town, man!
Jules: fuck!
[Jules dials a number on his cell phone]
Vincent: What you doin'?
Jules: I'm calling my partner in Toluca Lake.
Vincent: Where's Toluca Lake?
Jules: It's just over the hill here over by Burbank Studios. If Jimmie's ass ain't home, I don't know what the fuck we're going to do, man. 'Cause I ain't got no other partners in 8-1-8. Hey Jimmie, yo, how you doin', man? It's Jules. Listen up man. Me and my homeboy are in serious fucking shit. We're in a car and we gotta get off the road, pronto. I need to use your garage for a couple of hours.
Jules: Mmmm! Goddamn, Jimmie! This is some serious gourmet shit! Usually, me and Vince would be happy with some freeze-dried Taster's Choice, but he springs this serious GOURMET shit on us! What flavor is this?
Jimmie: Knock it off, Julie.
Jules: [pause] What?
Jimmie: I don't need you to tell me how fucking good my coffee is, okay? I'm the one who buys it. I know how good it is. When Bonnie goes shopping she buys crap. Me, I buy the gourmet expensive stuff because when I drink it I want to taste it. But you know what's on my mind right now? It AIN'T the coffee in my kitchen, it's the dead n****r in my garage.
Jules: Oh, Jimmie, don't even worry about that...
Jimmie: No, let me ask you a question. When you came pulling in here, did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?
Jules: Jimmie, you know I ain't seen no...
Jimmie: Did you see a sign out in front of my house that said Dead N****r Storage?
Jules: [pause] No. I didn't.
Jimmie: You know WHY you didn't see that sign?
Jules: Why?
Jimmie: 'Cause it ain't there, 'cause storing dead n****rs ain't my fucking business, that's why!
Vincent: I got a threshold, Jules. I got a threshold for the abuse I'll take. And right now I'm a race car and you got me in the red. I'm just saying that it's fuckin' dangerous to have a racecar in the fuckin' red. It could blow.
Jules: Oh, you're gettin' ready to blow?
Vincent: I could blow.
Jules: Well I'm a mushroom-cloud-layin' motherfucker, motherfucker! Every time my fingers touch brain I'm SUPERFLY T.N.T, I'm the GUNS OF THE NAVARONE. In fact, what the fuck am I doin' in the back? You're the motherfucker should be on brain detail. We're fuckin' switchin' right now. I'm washin' the windows and you're pickin' up this n****r's skull.
The Wolf: Strip.
Jules: All the way?
The Wolf: To your bare ass.
Vincent: Is this necessary?
The Wolf: You know what you guys look like?
Jules: What?
The Wolf: Like a couple of guys who just blew off somebody's head.
The Wolf: Now jimmie, hand them the soap.
[Jimmie gives jules and vincent soap]
The Wolf: Well, now i'm sure you've all been to county.
[Sprays them both with hose]
Jules: shit, n***a, what did you do to his towel?!
Vincent: I was dryin' my hands.
Jules: You're supposed to wash 'em first.
Vincent: You watched me wash 'em.
Jules: I watched you get 'em wet.
Vincent: I was washing 'em. But this shit's hard to get off. Maybe if I had Lava or something, I coulda done a better job.
Jules: I used the same fuckin' soap you did and when I got finished, the towel didn't look like no god-damn Maxi-Pad.
Jules: Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa... stop right there. Eatin' a bitch out, and givin' a bitch a foot massage ain't even the same fuckin' thing.
Vincent: It's not. It's the same ballpark.
Jules: Ain't no fuckin' ballpark neither. Now look, maybe your method of massage differs from mine, but, you know, touchin' his wife's feet, and stickin' your tongue in her Holiest of Holies, ain't the same fuckin' ballpark, it ain't the same league, it ain't even the same fuckin' sport. Look, foot massages don't mean shit.
Vincent: Have you ever given a foot massage?
Jules: [scoffs] Don't be tellin' me about foot massages. I'm the foot fuckin' master.
Vincent: Given a lot of 'em?
Jules: fuck yeah. I got my technique down and everything, I don't be ticklin' or nothin'.
Vincent: Would you give a guy a foot massage?
[Jules gives Vincent a long look, realizing he's been set up]
Jules: fuck you.
Vincent: You give them a lot?
Jules: fuck you.
Vincent: You know, I'm getting kinda tired. I could use a foot massage myself.
Jules: Man, you best back off, I'm gittin' a little pissed here.
Ezekiel 25:17. The path of the righteous man is beset on all sides by the inequities of the selfish and the tyranny of evil men. Blessed is he who, in the name of charity and good will, shepherds the weak through the valley of the darkness. For he is truly his brother's keeper and the finder of lost children. And I will strike down upon thee with great vengeance and furious anger those who attempt to poison and destroy my brothers. And you will know I am the Lord when I lay my vengeance upon you.
on sunday i went in to work as normal and then i get reminded that the's a staff night out. so i thought get in party time. so i had to ask slip if he would bring some cloth's to work for me so i didnt have to go home. went to rob's one of the other chef's had a couple of beers, couple of spliffs and mabey a few cheeky lines so i was already a little messy befor i even left for the night out. got a taxi in to town cewed the taxi drivers ear off from talking to him. got in to town to meet everyone in a bar the one up there actually. anyway we had fun simply as. some of us got a taxi back home with us and insted of going home they just can to are house, this is at like ten to four in the morning but yeah woke up next morning late for work (lol) woke everyone up becaues everyone needed to be in that day we had a staff meeting. so yeah most of the people on the night out was there so everyone was still joking and laughing. and then the owner comes in and basicly says that he is closing the place till may to make it in to a "pub hotel". thats how everyone got made redundent lol.
i just love the fact that we all just walked to the bar in the next room and helped are selfs i saw one person do it and thought best not. then i saw one of the kp's take a budwiser. so you know i had to get one. we was there for about 2 hour's just minced the bar i think we had a bottle of champange too lol. took everyone back to our's then went out in ormskirk. got kicked out of styles for being to drunk lol. everyone was really off the faces so a few of us came back to mine, again. mckin fell asleep twice and got his face writen on twice. james just once. have to say that night was one of the funnist nights iv ever had. the next morning i got woke up early by one of my mates that i did work with but this is the funny part. he moved in on saturday and becaues he lost his job he has to move back with his mum and dad in whales. it takes 5 hours to drive to whales from here. so yeah he woke me up asking me give him a lift moving his stuff. i was well gutted he was a sound lad.
but yeah after i helped him went back in and richy was already on my stash of wisky. and they drank.
till about 3 lol then i taken back to liverpool to pick my stuff up from robs had a couple spliff's with him to chill out got back at like 11 and everyone was gone and the flat was a shit hole. its clean now
damn that was fun 3 days
who would of thought losing your job could be so fun
so take my advise if you get made redundent or just lose your job
get pissed lol
I once knew a n***a whose real name was William
His primary concern, was making a million
Being the illest hustler, that the world ever seen
He used to fuck movie stars and sniff coke in his dreams
A corrupted young mind, at the age of thirteen
N***a never had a father and his mom was a fiend
She put the pipe down, but every year she was sober
Her sons heart simultaneously grew colder
He started hanging out selling bags in the projects
Checking the young chicks, looking for hit and run prospects
He was fascinated by material objects
But he understood money never bought respect
He build a reputation 'cause he could hustle and steal
But got locked once and didn't hesitate to squeal
So criminals he chilled with didn't think he was real
You see me and n***as like this have never been equal
I don't project my insecurities at other people
He fiended for props like addicts with pipes and needles
So he felt he had to prove to everyone he was evil
A feeble-minded young man with infinite potential
The product of a ghetto breed capitalistic mental
Coincidentally dropped out of school to sell weed
Dancing with the devil, smoked until his eyes would bleed
But he was sick of selling trees and gave in to his greed
Everyone trying to be trife never face the consequences
You probably only did a month for minor offences
Ask a n***a doing life if he had another chance
But then again there's always the wicked at new and advanced
Dance forever with the devil on a cold cell block
But that's what happens when you rape, murder and sell rock
Devils used to be gods, angels that fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
So Billy started robbing n***as, anything he could do
He'd get his respect back, in the eyes of his crew
Starting fights over little shit, up on the block
Stepped up to selling mothers and brothers the crack rock
Working overtime for making money for the crack spot
Hit the jackpot and wanted to move up to cocaine
For filling the scarface fantasy stuck in his brain
Tired of the block n***as treating him the same
He wanted to be major like the cut throats and the thugs
But when he tried to step to 'em, n***as showed him no love
They told him any motherfucking coward can sell drugs
Any bitch n***a with a gun, can bust slugs
Any n***a with a red shirt can front like a blood
Even Puffy smoked the motherfucker up in a club
But only a real thug can stab someone till they die
Standing in front of them, starring straight into their eyes
Billy realized that these men were well guarded
And they wanted to test him, before business started
Suggested raping a bitch to prove he was cold hearted
So now he had a choice between going back to his life
Or making money with made men, up in the cife
His dreams about cars and ice, made him agree
A hardcore n***a is all he ever wanted to be
And so he met them Friday night at a quarter to three
They drove around the projects slow while it was raining
Smoking blunts, drinking and joking for entertainment
Until they saw a woman on the street walking alone
Three in the morning, coming back from work, on her way home
And so they quietly got out the car and followed her
Walking through the projects, the darkness swallowed her
They wrapped her shirt around her head and knocked her onto the floor
This is it kid now you got your chance to be raw
So Billy oaked her up and graped the chick by the hair
And dragged her into a lobby that had nobody there
She struggled hard but they forced her to go up the stairs
They got to the roof and then held her down on the ground
Screaming shut the fuck up and stop moving around
The shirt covered her face, but she screamed the clawed
So Billy stomped on the bitch, until he broken her jaw
The dirty bastards knew exactly what they were doing
They kicked her until they cracked her ribs and she stopped moving
Blood leaking through the cloth, she cried silently
And then they all proceeded to rape her violently
Billy was meant to go first, but each of them took a turn
Ripping her up, and choking her until her throat burned
A broken jaw mumbled for god but they weren't concerned
When they were done and she was lying bloody, broken and bruised
One of them n***as pulled out a brand new twenty-two
They told him that she was a witness of what she'd gone through
And if he killed her he was guaranteed a spot in the crew
He thought about it for a minute, she was practically dead
And so he leaned over and put the gun right to her head
I'm falling and I can't turn back
I'm falling and I can't turn back
Right before he pulled the trigger, and ended her life
He thought about the cocaine with the platinum and ice
And he felt strong standing along with his new brothers
Cocked the gat to her head, and pulled back the shirt cover
But what he saw made him start to cringe and stutter
Cause he was starring into the eyes of his own mother
She looked back at him and cried, cause he had forsaken her
She cried more painfully, than when they were raping her
His whole world stopped, he couldn't even contiplate
His corruption had successfully changed his fate
And he remembered how his mom used to come home late
Working hard for nothing, cause now what was he worth
He turned away from the woman that had once given him birth
And crying out to the sky cause he was lonely and scared
But only the devil responded, cause god wasn't there
And right then he knew what it was to be empty and cold
And so he jumped off the roof and died with no soul
They say death take you to a better place but I doubt it
After that they killed his mother, and never spoke about it
And listen cause the story that I'm telling is true
Cause I was there with Billy Jacobs and I raped his mom to
And now the devil follows me everywhere that I go
In fact I'm sure he's standing among one of you at my shows
And every street cypher listening to little thugs flow
He could be standing right next to you, and you wouldn't know
The devil grows inside the hearts of the selfish and wicked
White, brown, yellow and black colored is not restricted
You have a self destructive destiny when your inflicted
And you'll be one of gods children and fell from the top
There's no diversity because we're burning in the melting pot
So when the devil wants to dance with you, you better say never
Because the dance with the devil might last you forever
DONT DO DRUG'S. THEY FUCK WITH YOUR HEAD
This is not promoting cannabis use for informational use only
The biggest killer on the planet is stress and i still think the best medicine is and always has been cannabis.
The word assassin comes from hashishin, meaning hashish eater. this was the name given to an 11th-cetury cult of Ismaili hitmen based high up in the mountains of modern-day iran.
Dope will get you through times of no money better than money will get you through times of no dope.
"I realised that marijuana was going to be an enormous political cataltst, becaues anybody who got high would immediately see through the offcial hallucination that had been laid down and would begin questioning ""What is this war?"
"It is possible that a certain amount of brain damage is of therapeutic value."
"Dam, mara dam, Shiva, bom Shankar, bom Shiva."
whitch means "High, so high, Shiva, hail Sanker, hail Shiva."
This is a ritual sadhu chant for when firing up a chillum.
"Yo man. Open up. It's Dave."
"Dave?"
"Yeah man. It's Dave.Open up"
"Dave's not here"
"What?"
"Dave's not here man"
Cheech & Chong
No one was safe smoking a joint in his own home. at any second 20 narcs could bust in guns drawn.
George Washington once said
"Make the most of hemp seed. Sow it everywhere"
Genesis 1.29
"And God said, 'Behold, I have Given you every plant - yielding seed which is upon the face of the earth"'
I smoke marijuana becaues i want to go to heven befor i die.
Andy Warhol
"I think pot should be legal. I dont smoke it, but i like the smell of it"
This is something i read about
"I'd always done alot of glue sniffing as a kid. I was very interested in glue. Then I went on to larger and speed and drifter into heroin becaues as a kid growing up everybody told me' "Don't smoke marijuana it will kill you""
I hate to advocate drugs, alcohol, violence or insanity to anyone, but they've always worked for me.
Running around Robbing banks All wacked off On Scooby Snacks
Fun Lovin' Criminals
Quistion:What is a weed?
Anser:A plant whose virtues have not yet been discovered
"...to be peaceful without being stupid, to be interested without being compulsive, to be happy without being hysterical... smoke weed"
the links are for my use and not for other people so dont comment on them
not saying dont press on them that's up to you
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DJ Cott's 20 min quick mix
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Happy Hardcore Mix 3
DJ Hixxy Disco land & Rainbow island
DJ Ravine MicroMix
Happy hardcore Mix Jobo (part 3)
Moonlight Shadow Remix
Happy Hardcore Mix 5
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Lethal Digital Madness Mix
Happy Hardcore Mix Jobo(part 4)
DJ Sully TenMinMix
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DJ Ravine 10 Minuets Of Happy Hardcore
Eminem Whitout me Remix
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DJ Cotts live on radio 30 min's Pt:1
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Heart Broken
IT IS A CRIMINAL OFFENCE TO POSSESS, OR SUPPLY CANNABIS.YOU SOULD UNDERSTAND THAT THIS IS FOR PRIVATE AMUSEMENT AND NOT INTENDED TO ENCOURAGE YOU TO BREAK THE LAW.
AFGHANISTAN_The country. Producer of fine Afghani hash.
AMSTERDAM_City in the Netherlands where the smoking of cannabis has been legelised incertain areas and designated places.
AUSTRALIAN_Oh-so-blatant "secret" code referring to the abbreviation "OZ" for ounce.
BAGGY_A plastic bag for storing weed.
BAT PRESSING_System using bats or mallets to press cannabis into hashish.
BEGIJ_Indian word for grass and hash.
BLACK_A form of hashish.
BLIM-BURN_The physical evidence left on cloths,seats and sometimes skin, cauesed by burning
particles of hashish(see hot rocks).
BLUNT_A big fat spliff made by rolling pure weed in a cigar leaf.
BOGART_After "Humphrey Bogart" and used when someone holds on to the spliff longer than they
really sould.
BONG_A water-cooled pipe.
BORDER HASH_The hash made on the border between Pakistan and Afghanistan. Particlarly prevalent on the westurn market during the late 1970's.
BUBBLE-GUM_The name given to a strong and fruity strain of skunk.
BUSTED_Caught red-handed
CAMBERWELL-CARROT_A joint of huge proportions reguiring 12 skins to build. Invented by danny the dealer of withnail & I fame.
CANNABINOIDS_Molecules such as the psychoactive THC that are unique to cannabis plants.
CANNABIS_The origenal name of marijuana and hemp plants.
CANNABIS INDICA_Squat species of cannabis originating from Afghanistan and often used in the West for the cultivation os sensimilla.
CANNABIS-SATIVA_The mostcommon species of cannabis. Bushier and sweeter tasting than indica.
CHARAS_Indian word for hand-rubbed hash.
CHILLUM_Conical pipe originating from India that is smoked by cupping hands to from an air chamber.
COFFEE SHOP_Amsterdam smoking den.
COTTON MOUTH_Symptom of smoking cannabis, in which the mouth's saliva dries up.
CUCHIE_Jamaican slang for a bong.
DEALER_Person who sells cannabis and other drugs.
DOOBIE_Slang name for a joint.
DOPE_Slang for cannabis.
DRAW_English slang for cannabis.
FARMER'S DAUHTHER_Cockney rhyming slang for a !quarter" of an ounce of weed or hash.
FIRING UP_Puffing pot in anenergetic manner. Especially through a chillum pipe.
FIX_Old trem used in conversation to say you wanted to get wasted. Not only used for weed but also for harder drugs.
GANJA_Indian word for cannabis also used in jamacia.
GEAR_General classification for cannabis and other harder drugs.
THE-GIGGELS_Hysterical laughter is a symptom of smoking grass.
GIRAFFE_Rymming slang meaning an "half" of an ounce aka Steffi Giraffe.
GLAUCOMA_Medical conditionof the eye that can respond well to cannabis treatment.
GREEN_Another name for weed due - obviously - to the colour.
GRINDER_A small circular device in two halfs. used for grinding weed.
HAND-PRESSING_Labour - intensive way of making hashish by hubbing cannabis resin glands between the hands.
HASHISH_Marijuana preparation that involves pressing together cannabis resin glands which have been obtained from female plants flowers by sieving.
HEAD-RUSH_Overwhelming dizziness and sense of euphoria that results from excessive indulgence in cannabis.
HEMP_Fibre obtained from marijuana plants.
HIGH_State of enlightenment attained through cannabis consumption.
HIT_A puff of cannabis.
HOOKAH_Middel Eastern water pipe.
HOT KNIFES_Method of smoking hash.
HOT-ROCKS_Red hot hash embers that drop from the end of a joint.
HYDROPONICS_System used for growing plants indoors that employs a neutral growing medium other than soil.
ICE-O-LATOR_New Dutch - pioneered system of manufacturing hash and sensimilla.
INFLORESCENCES_Male and female flowers of the cannabis plant.
JOINT_Cannabis cigarette.Joints can be either rolled with pure grass or mixed with tobacco. Pure singel-skin joints are more common in America, where as in Europeans tend to mix with tobacco, often rolled on a much larger scale useing 3 or more skins stuck together.
JUNGLI_The Indian name for marijuana growing wild.
KIF_A Moroccan preparation used in pipes combining female cannabis flowers mixed with a dark tobacco.
LOADING_Putting more weed in a certain area of a spliff
MANICURING_Trimming outer leaves around marijuana buds.
MARIJUANA_The mexican name for grass.
MESH_Circular metal filter inserted into a bowl of a hash pipe.
POLLEN_Resin obtained by threshing dried female flowers. often used incorrectly in the USA where they refer to it as hash.
POT_Western slang word for any form of cannabis.
POTHEAD_A cannabis oholic
PUFF_Can be slang for cannabis also the same as a toke.
RASTAFARIAN_Dreadlocked member of a Jamaican sect who smoke alot of ganja.
REEFER_A slang name for a joint that was popular in the 1930's and 1940's
RESIN_Thick sticky liquid produced by pot plants. Cannabis resin contains an THC compound.
ROACH_Joint filter made out of a coiled strip of cardboard.
SADHU_Holy man of india who reveres the Hindu god Shiva and regards cannabis a sacrament.
SCOOBY SNACKS_A cookie that is made with cannabis named afterthe cartoon hero Scooby Doo and his famos Scooby Snacks. Becaues Scooby rhymes with doobie.
SCORE_Slang for the purchase of cannabis.
SENSIMILLA_From the spanish, literally meaning without seed. Name given to describe unfertillised female flowers.
SHIT_Another slang word for cannabis.
SHOTGUN_Aka an blow - back. Way of smoking a joint where the toker puts the burning end of the joint in to he/her mouth and blows a jet of smoke through the roach into a companion's mouth.
SIEVING_Method of filtering THC-rich resin glands from dried female cannabis flowers by banging them over a screen.
SKIN_Slang for rolling papers.
SKINNING UP_The construction of a spliff of cannabis
SKUNK_Slang name for a very poitent type of cannabis.
SMOKE-IN_Gathering of potheads.
SPACE CAKE_Cakes that have been baked using cannabis ingredients.
SPACE SHAKE_Milk shake laced with cannabis.
SPLIFF_Another name for a joint. Also sometimes used incorrectly used as slang for rolling paper.
STONED_Effects of taking cannabis.
STONER_A regular cannabis consumer.
THC_Tetrahydrocannabinol is the primary element found in cannabis.it is the part of the cannabis bud that will get the user stoned.
TINCTURE_A popular 19th-century way of preparing cannabis by dissolving its THC content in alcohol.
TOKE_A puff of a joint or a cannabis pipe.
TRICHOM_A plant hair often bristling with cannabis resin glands.
VAPORISER_Generic name of a breed of new pipes that produce a steam vapour rather than smoke. This "steam smoke" which is twice as potent and flavoursome as regular smoke.
WEED_Slang name for marijuana.
ZONKED_State of inebriation following excessive cannabis consumption.
This is not promoting cannabis use for informational use only
Any questions send me a message
Websites
www.cannabis.com
www.cannabisculture.com
www.erowid.org
www.druglibrary.org
www.everyonedoesit.com
www.wellcoolstuff.com
toperomekoms backwards is smoke more pot
spam backwards is maps
.WEED WILL NOT HARM YOU IN ANY WAY
Can i just say that weed is harmless its is the least harmfull drug in the world and the most harmfull drugs are in fact legel like nicotien and alcohol i now what you going to say if other drugs were legelised they would be the highest killers but in fact nicotien is by far the most adictive out of all drugs exceped smack and crystil meth but just image a world with no war or hate that world will be here when weed is legelised
p.s. idk why i put all of that when i could of just rolled up anuther duby peace out duuuuude!
lol
wow i need to add more so idk err? ah i know something people dont tell none smokers and this is funny becaues its true and i love telling people things they dont know when it true. none smokers die every day ha ha ha eneyway who wants to be old so you can go back to shiting your self and have someone to wipe your ass for you, forgetting everything, being easy to brake a bone, not being abul to move properly, have littel kids ask you stupid question like how is your face so baggy, not being abul to get to the toilet in time, everyone around you hates your guts and thair just waiting for you to die so they can get your money that you have been saveing all your pointless life just so you can say i have a lot of money that you will never spend and this is the worst part never being abul to have sex with someone good looking ever but then theres a long and painful death right at the end.
jesue how long do you people at new grounds want this
